Actress Patty Duke Tells Boomers if She Can Learn to Apply for Social Security Online, So Can They

by Sandy Sand

Boomers aren’t the only ones who are terrified of these new-fangled computer contraptions.

I was nowhere near “boomerage” when I was forced to learn how to compute for my newspaper job.

I stalled kicking, screaming, wailing, moaning and flailing my arms right up to the last class my company offered and I no choice, but to attend.

Without a wink of sleep the night before, I tip-toed into the room and took a seat in the back until I was spotted by the eagle-eyed instructor, who made me the object of his tutelage.

It turned out my worrying and wailing was for naught; I caught on faster than anyone…but…the BIG BUT…

Just like typing, when I took a class just long enough to memorize how to navigate my way around the keyboard, I dropped the class. My approach to computerizing was -- and remains to this day -- the same.

I can navigate my way around the Web, but I find the entire thing totally bewitching, bothering and bewildering.

Oh, I’d like to be one with computers, but just like having a clean house, not enough to do anything about it.

I want a magic computerized pill to make me a digital age genius.

Boomers are finding that they are facing that same confusion and bafflement of computer machines, even though they are an easy means of access to applying for their Social Security benefits. Benefits they worked for all their lives to receive when they reach retirement age.

I don’t remember how my kids helped their grandfather apply for Social Security, but I think they did it the old-fashioned way by phone and Pony Express snail mail.

No matter. That was a while back.

According to the Associated Press, Social Security Administration (SSA) officials are estimating that 10,000 boomers a day will apply for benefits over the next 20 years.

Coming online, so to speak, are “80 million baby boomers,” said Social Security Commissioner Michael J. Astrue. "We just don't have the infrastructure to handle that workload in the traditional fashion."

Instead of driving and standing in line, SSA has made if easy by instituting a new online service that gets applicants from the “here” of their homes to the “there” of receiving benefits in about 15 minutes.

This will also be of great benefit for disability applicants who find traveling difficult, as well as rural retirees, who don’t have easy access to near-by SSA field offices.

Here’s where Patty Duke enters the picture.

The Academy Award-winning actress is the spokeswoman for the Retire Online campaign, and admits that her own computer skills “are wanting.”

“I was able to do it (apply online) with my limited skills,” Duke said after her husband gave her a demonstration. “It was very user-friendly.”

When I’m ready to boom and collect, I’ll check out www.socialsecurity.gov and click on "Applying Online for Retirement Benefits.

If it proves to be as easy a go as they say it is, I’ll give it my 15 minutes, but if it’s a wonderment, I’ll bribe one of my kids to do it for me.

I’ve done it before, and it’s always worked.

Source: http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_11388978

Come One, Come All. Get Your New People Parts

by Sandy Sand

For more than forty years physicians have been replacing worn out knee and hip joints.

Internal organs are replaced even though they are riddled with rejection problems.

External flaws, the ravages of aging and excess fat have people lining up at the body sculptors’ workshops.

According to CNN

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/tech/2009/01/03/connery.uk.bionic.knuckles.cnn

scientists have perfected bionic knuckles made of space age materials that prevent rejection by the body to give new life to old hands that are ravaged by arthritis.

All this body part replacement needs some reconsideration.

I rather like to compare our bodies to automobiles.

Put a new engine in an old car and it puts stress on the older un-replaced parts and they conk out.

Give a person a new efficient pump and it will put stress on weak old kidneys that can’t keep up.

Therefore, once our bones have finished growing and we’re fully matured adults (yeah, like that ever happens to our brains, anyway).

Brain transplants, anyone? But then you wouldn’t be you; you’d be him or her.

We should have all our body parts replaced at the same time before they all conk out like old auto parts.

Why put up with the crummy ones nature doled out to us?