Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Any Sane Granny Will Say This is Quote by John McCain is Insane

by Sandy Sand

Behind by six: McCain said he “Has ’em where he wants ’em.”

What’d he say? Talk about needing some mental health care.

Calling Dr. Phil!

It might take one assh**e to cure another.

Quote of the young century by John McCain:

We’re down by six points. We've got 'em where we want 'em!

How many other things can we apply to McCain's losing illogic of “we've got 'em where we want 'em?

* The Dodgers are down by three to one…
* The stock market is down a thousand points…
* My son just got arrested for the third time…well maybe that’s where you wanted him.
*The price of gas is $5 per gallon…
* Al-Qaida is stronger than ever in Afghanistan…
* Osama bin-Laden is hiding in a cave…
* Bush got us into trillion of dollars worth of debt…
* Prescription drug prices are at an all time high…
* More people than ever lost their jobs last month…
* The ice caps are melting at an alarming rate…
* Our borders are wide open, so any damn terrorist can walk in…
* We no longer manufacture anything in this country…
* Detroit can’t make a decent car to save their company lives…
* We accept toxic toys, drugs and food from China…
* Just think anything that’s bad is good and the situation is just where you want it.

Maybe we should call in Dr. Bombay. Nah. The Reverend Thomas Muthee will just go after him.

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