Saturday, December 20, 2008

Cook’s 5,111 Nights Off

by Sandy Sand

Poor baby, Laura forgot how to cook.


No one forgets how to cook, it’s worse than and more engrained than bike riding, which no one forgets how to do either.


If Laura Bush has forgotten how to cook, as she told Fox News in a recent interview, she better reach of the bottle of Arecept.


The plastic-faced wonder with the permanently tattooed smile that never changes, also told Fox that Georgie has only seen pixs of their new multi-million dollar house in a posh section of Dallas.


No matter, except for trying to rewrite the travesty of his eight years in office, George could care less.


He won’t be spending much time there; he’ll be spending most of his time in exile on his 100,000-acre, bovine-less ranchero in Paraguay, and trying to figure out how to hold the world hostage to the largest supply of fresh water in the world that lies under the land when the time comes.


Thirty-one days and counting…

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